when your crush starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.
(Source: paranoid, via trust)
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
(Source: phiones, via stabs)
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it, via fcukdiamondz)
if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
(Source: bookara, via strictlyteen)
how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me
(Source: subtle, via trust)
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
(Source: keyote, via -infuckti0n)
too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people
I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
is it cold in here or is that just my heart